Writings by Randall

Sometimes, I think the internet is just a big game of “Who Can Be the Biggest Jerk Without Getting Caught.” Enter the world of travel insults, where “gate lice” and “aisle lice” rule the roost, and “raw dogging a flight” is now a thing (no, it’s not what you think). It’s like we’ve taken everything annoying about air travel and turned it into a savage new language, all thanks to the internet’s superpower of anonymity. But my mom would like to remind us all: If you wouldn’t say it to someone’s face, maybe don’t say it online either. Because, well, never argue with mom.